2. his t-shirt has been sheared horizontally in the middle (only He-man is allowed to wear a half-shirt and still look manly)
3. he wears a tan
4. he’s a neat freak
5. he loves to cuddle
6. he changed his name from “winifredo” to the more effeminate “winnie”
7. he’s too much of a wuss to cuss. everybody knows pooh means shit
8. he has a voice akin to well-known pedophiles
9. he had his male genitalia surgically removed
10. his BFF is a sissy midget in a pink spandex
