Cowardice

Cowardice is saying on the Internet what you can't say in person

10 Signs that Winnie the Pooh is Gay

1. his eyebrows have been shaved and plucked into shape

2. his t-shirt has been sheared horizontally in the middle (only He-man is allowed to wear a half-shirt and still look manly)

3. he wears a tan

4. he’s a neat freak

5. he loves to cuddle

6. he changed his name from “winifredo” to the more effeminate “winnie”

7. he’s too much of a wuss to cuss. everybody knows pooh means shit

8. he has a voice akin to well-known pedophiles

9. he had his male genitalia surgically removed

10. his BFF is a sissy midget in a pink spandex

10 Pelikulang Pinoy na Tinanggalan ng Isang Letra

Darn - kwento ng babae na lumulunok ng bato para maging superhero. ang problema, sa laki ng bato, napapamura sya tuwing nilulunok nya ito.

Bab I Love You - pelikulang tungkol sa isang binatang na-inlove sa isang baboy. Nang tangkain ng pamilya nyang litsunin ang kanyang pinakamamahal na biik, itinakas nya ito at sila'y namundok.

Panda - noong unang panahon, kung kailan laganap pa ang kadiliman, isang panday na nagngangalang Flavio ang nakakita ng bulalakaw. Sa paniniwalang ito ang magliligtas sa kanila mula sa kadiliman, hinulma nya ito at ginawang balaraw. Ang problema, tuwing humahaba ang balaraw at nagiging espada, sya naman ay nagiging panda.

Bale - una at tanging X-rated film ni Anne Curtis. Tungkol sya sa kung anong nangyari matapos nyang mabali ang 'hotdog' ni Jericho habang sila'y nagniniig.

T.G.S. - kwento ng isang grupo ng kabataang sobrang tigas ng pagmumukha. Sa sobrang tigas, pwede nang gamiting pambasag ng yelo.

Ang pagdadalag ni Maximo Oliveros - nakakita ka na ba ng pelikulang walang ibang ginawa ang bida sa dalawang oras kundi manghuli ng dalag?

Bat, Bat Paano Ka Ginawa - Pinoy version ng Batman Begins

Joe Rizal - ang pelikulang nangahas magtanong ng: Ano kaya kung si Rizal ay naging kano?

Dekada 7 - time travel film kung saan bumalik sa panahon si Tito Vic at Joey at binrainwash nila ang mga sinaunang Pinoy na masanay sa Eat Bulaga.

Marasta - pelikula ni Sharon Cuneta kung saan hindi sya matanggap ng mga anak ng bago nyang asawa dahil kamukha nya si Bob Marley.

Of Machines and Musings: The Music of Lintech

Here's a writeup i made for my friend, Aldelm Ferriols and his musical project, Lintech.

Elmo Blatch. The name instantly sends shivers down the spine of any loyal Stephen King fan. Although he only appears briefly in The Shawshank Redemption (he's called Elwood Blatch in the book), his role in the story is pivotal. He is, after all, the real killer of the wife of Andy Dufresne, the story's main protagonist.

Elmo Blatch is also the title of Lintech's latest track.

But more than a reference to the Stephen King character, for Aldelm Sarthou Ferriols—the man behind Lintech—Elmo Blatch is a state of mind. More specifically, a mental sickness. “Parang pag di-niagnose kang may mental illness, instead of saying you're "schizophrenic" or "psychotic", sasabihin na lang the guy is an "Elmo Blatch”. Another reason for the song is to expound on the possibility of "What would it take for a person to become an Elmo Blatch?" Because si Elmo Blatch mismo is really screwed up as a person that I was attracted to the idea na, ano kaya nangyari sa kanya nung kabataan nya to become that kind of person,” Ferriols relates.

Indeed, the song does traverse a rich and wide sonic terrain that one would be tempted to call it 'schizophrenic'--sparse and mysterious one moment then brash and reckless the next.

A background on Lintech

Aldelm Ferriols—aka Lintech—has been both at the forefront and the background of Manila's goth scene, paving the way as the frontman of seminal goth band Funeral Frost and ring leader of the annual event Eternal Death Wake, which held its 10th anniversary last October 2013. A few lineup changes and conflicting schedules led to the demise of the band and Aldelm eventually striking out on his own.

“I woke up one fucked up morning and said, I'm going to make music today," Ferriols relates on how he decided to start Lintech.

Four of Lintech's tracks were used on the e-book version of Karl de Mesa's horror opus “News of the Shaman”. You can hear these tracks, along with Elmo Blatch and more, on his Bandcamp
page, www.lintech1.bandcamp.com

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